I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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