you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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