I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I think a kid would responsible me up
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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