Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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