I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
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