If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
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No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
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I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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