so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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