It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
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So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
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It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
So here I am, sexting at work.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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