I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
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WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
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Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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