with your own penis?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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