Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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