Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
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He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
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............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
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