it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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