I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
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dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
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No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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