why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
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This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
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she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.