I'm going to rape someone's good day.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
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I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
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we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.