Pappa wants mamma naked
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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