Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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