So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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