she smelled like a LAN party
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
Randomize