im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
He shit in the fireplace
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