im holly from the hills drunk
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Randomize
