You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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