Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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