My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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