Kiss
Puke
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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