honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
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I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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