He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
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Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
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I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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