who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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