Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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