Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
i believe in u and ur pee
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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