But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
we're chasing vodka with high fives
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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