Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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