So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
Randomize