Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
