47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
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Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
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Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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