we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
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Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
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That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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