So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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