ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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