No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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