it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
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He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
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He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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