it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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