you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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