So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
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I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
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Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
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