exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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