my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
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Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
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i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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