I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
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I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
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I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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