ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
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she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
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i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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