Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
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Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
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I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Help. Why am I so naked?
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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