Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?