he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
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I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
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The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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