Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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