btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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